Bodyguard Enthusiast Gifts

A hard looking dog enters the Bodyguard school

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"He's a guard dog."

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

Grass huggers.

Restraining orders from the stars.

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

"Hey, great ab!"

'He's feeling very proud of himself. He went to watchdog school and graduated 'Magna cum loudly.''

'Do you have an appointment?'

A giant hand identifies giant legs in a police line-up.

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'Careful,George.You know how it makes you sick when you travel backwards.'

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

'It's a great country kid, anyone can grow up to be security to the president.'

"I was about your age when I, too, started having security concerns."

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

'...perhaps it is rather tempting fate.'

Football Security

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

Guarded optimism.

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

"Except moles, madam."

Safe sex is not making love with your helmet on.

'It's just a laser pointer, Mr. President. It's not a little mouse. Don't let people distract you with these things...Mr. President?..Hello!?'

Security dog

'You were always a bit of a smart ass Watkins.'

"He's not here to keep someone from breaking in. He's here to keep students from breaking out!"

"Larry picks up a couple of PowerPoint Guards at the trade deadline."