
Hooked on spares....
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Hooked on spares....
Lennon and McCartney.
"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."
No-Work Orange
Young golf ball getting "the talk".
"This next one's another oldie."
ZZZZZZZ Top
"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"
"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."
"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"
The dumpster code - find something, leave something.
"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."
"Now, why didn't I think of that?"
"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"
Eric Clapton.
"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."
"Check out this new store."
It can be taken up at any age....
Jeff Tweedy caricature.
Bashful in Nashville
Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'
Golf lessons
The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar
"Objection! Pummelling the witness."
Joe Henry
Mr. Blok goes bowling.
'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'
And if the ball is completely unplayable...
'He lived and died for golf.'
"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"
Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)
"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."
'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'
'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'
'Don't blame the lawyer!'
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