Gutter Ball Giggles Gifts

"...and I said, 'as a matter of fact, I DO have a bowling ball in my bag'."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

Easter Island.

'They only keep him in the team because of his famous WAG!'

Hockey Goal

Stretcher Header.

'My client pleads not guilty, Your Honor, on the grounds that it's so hard to find decent role models these days.'

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

Must I also sing and dance?

The Baby Mechanic

"Lady!!! Could we turn down the A.C.?!"

'... blast off!... Uh-oh. Houston, we have a problem.'

"He should've passed the puck."

'Why didn't he stop the ball?'

Bert always found plenty of rubbish for his compost bin

Goalie saves a boot instead of a football.

'We had this one dyed especially for you, Your Honor.'

Attend to wall climbers...clear out exhausted annuals.

'Psst. I got a powerful feeling Jimbo has a full house.'

Summer in Italy

'There's a 'most disgusting contest' photo finish.'

Small child in goal is propelled into the air with burst football

"Cool ship, but how's it even going to fit in the lane?"

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

'Your goalie is out with the flu, I'm a temp, ,,, So, what's the object of this little game'

'OK. Let's see your slapshot.'

Car mechanic using his limbs to lift the vehicle.