Gutter Ball Guru Pillows

Hooked on spares....

No-Work Orange

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Bashful in Nashville

It can be taken up at any age....

"Check out this new store."

Golf lessons

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'He lived and died for golf.'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Joe Henry

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

'Don't blame the lawyer!'