Gutter Ball Survivor Pillows

Accident whilst bowling.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Bowling ball head.

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

Turtle Haze

"Darn it! No more cups!"

"You been here long?"

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"

Ghostbusters trapping superhero

'If you didn't have a hangover you'd have one now...!!'

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

'I'm celebrating, I came from my teenagers birthday party and survived,'

'Offshored jobs. Make cash. Work at home. To contact: Build big fire.'

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble dwon the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

'Oh my, your gutters do need a good clean...'

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

"I believe I prefer crawling in the desert to crawling here in the artic."

'Noisemakers are not welcome the morning after a party.'

"I almost fell off the treadmill."

"Cool ship, but how's it even going to fit in the lane?"

"The only 'male enhancement' I'd like is my husband cleaning out the gutters for my birthday."

Yomp' career cut short by beanball!

A man shipwrecked on a desert island, is begging.

Bowling.