Gutter Ball Survivor Pillows

Accident whilst bowling.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Bowling ball head.

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

"Darn it! No more cups!"

"You been here long?"

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"

Ghostbusters trapping superhero

'I'm celebrating, I came from my teenagers birthday party and survived,'

'If you didn't have a hangover you'd have one now...!!'

'Offshored jobs. Make cash. Work at home. To contact: Build big fire.'

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble dwon the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

'Oh my, your gutters do need a good clean...'

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

A man shipwrecked on a desert island, is begging.

Bowling.

"I believe I prefer crawling in the desert to crawling here in the artic."

Yomp' career cut short by beanball!

"I almost fell off the treadmill."

"Cool ship, but how's it even going to fit in the lane?"

'Noisemakers are not welcome the morning after a party.'

"The only 'male enhancement' I'd like is my husband cleaning out the gutters for my birthday."

"You're going to clean the gutters? Wait! Let me first see if the emergency room takes reservations!"