Gutter Cleaning Guru Mugs

'Oh my, your gutters do need a good clean...'

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

Organic Soldering.

Inflating Boobs.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

House for sale - some assembly required.

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Animals are smarter than we think!

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Dustbin monster.