Grouting Guru Gifts

Lost Property - "I'm missing a tile."

"How can you be out of wings?"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Apples for sale

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

Intelligent people laugh too!

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'Oh Hi!'

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Sale! Weed Whackers

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

Lawnmower

"Bonk!"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"Come and get it!"

Getting through the week.

Licensed to grill.

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'