Gravel Guru Gifts

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

Cowboy spreading true grit on snow

"How can you be out of wings?"

Apples for sale

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Intelligent people laugh too!

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

'Oh Hi!'

Sale! Weed Whackers

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Lawnmower

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"Come and get it!"

Organic Soldering.

"Bonk!"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Inflating Boobs.

Getting through the week.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'