Gavel Guru Gifts

Searching for the ideal gift for a gavel guru? Find clever and charming items that celebrate their passion for justice and law. From mugs to prints, our selections blend humor and sophistication, making them a memorable present that respects their dedication to the legal profession.

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'In the future, let's go with 'the court is now in session' rather than 'let's get ready to rumble'.'

'In the future, let's go with 'the court is now in session' rather than 'let's get ready to rumble'.' mockup

'In the future, let's go with 'the court is now in session' rather than 'let's get ready to rumble'.'

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'Our new product has increased growth in our legal department.'

'Our new product has increased growth in our legal department.' mockup

'Our new product has increased growth in our legal department.'

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'Don't blame the lawyer!'

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Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!' mockup

Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

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"Now tell me your legal problem very slowly, with every detail, no matter how irrelevant. Feel free to digress, babble and, especially, backtrack."

"Now tell me your legal problem very slowly, with every detail, no matter how irrelevant. Feel free to digress, babble and, especially, backtrack." mockup

"Now tell me your legal problem very slowly, with every detail, no matter how irrelevant. Feel free to digress, babble and, especially, backtrack."

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Automatic Arbitration

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''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?' mockup

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

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I could only get a settlement of £50,000 and you get some of it.

I could only get a settlement of £50,000 and you get some of it. mockup

I could only get a settlement of £50,000 and you get some of it.

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"Objection! Pummelling the witness." mockup

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

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"Either we change the name order or one of us has to go."

"Either we change the name order or one of us has to go." mockup

"Either we change the name order or one of us has to go."

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'... Good trial!... Good trial!... good trial!... Good trial!...'

'... Good trial!... Good trial!... good trial!... Good trial!...' mockup

'... Good trial!... Good trial!... good trial!... Good trial!...'

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'I know your client wants a jury trial, but we can't come up with a jury. People are too busy.'

'I know your client wants a jury trial, but we can't come up with a jury. People are too busy.' mockup

'I know your client wants a jury trial, but we can't come up with a jury. People are too busy.'

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Barristers playing leap-frog

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A lawyers view of the world

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'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?' mockup

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

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'I'm afraid Ill have to disqualify myself from presiding in this case- I can't stand bald-headed men with moustaches.'

'I'm afraid Ill have to disqualify myself from presiding in this case- I can't stand bald-headed men with moustaches.' mockup

'I'm afraid Ill have to disqualify myself from presiding in this case- I can't stand bald-headed men with moustaches.'

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Judge knocking at 'audits' so that 'CPA's' lose their money

Judge knocking at 'audits' so that 'CPA's' lose their money mockup

Judge knocking at 'audits' so that 'CPA's' lose their money

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'Would my learned friend go through it all again - I appear to have dozed off!'

'Would my learned friend go through it all again - I appear to have dozed off!' mockup

'Would my learned friend go through it all again - I appear to have dozed off!'

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Businessman at meeting with mallet. mockup

Businessman at meeting with mallet.

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Supreme Court

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"That 'cruel and unusual' rule sure stifles my creativity!"

"That 'cruel and unusual' rule sure stifles my creativity!" mockup

"That 'cruel and unusual' rule sure stifles my creativity!"

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'I predict they go with an insanity defense.'

'I predict they go with an insanity defense.' mockup

'I predict they go with an insanity defense.'

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'I knew it was illegal, Your Honor, but I had no idea you felt so strongly about it.'

'I knew it was illegal, Your Honor, but I had no idea you felt so strongly about it.' mockup

'I knew it was illegal, Your Honor, but I had no idea you felt so strongly about it.'

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"Have you ever just blurted out a plea and then wished you could take it back?"

"Have you ever just blurted out a plea and then wished you could take it back?" mockup

"Have you ever just blurted out a plea and then wished you could take it back?"

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'I wonder how my husband is managing at the construction site with my gavel.'

'I wonder how my husband is managing at the construction site with my gavel.' mockup

'I wonder how my husband is managing at the construction site with my gavel.'

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'It's the first one I ever chased.' mockup

'It's the first one I ever chased.'

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'The verdict in a moment, but first I would like to say a word about my operation.'

'The verdict in a moment, but first I would like to say a word about my operation.' mockup

'The verdict in a moment, but first I would like to say a word about my operation.'

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"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue." mockup

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

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"I-800-DOGYLAW"

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'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.' mockup

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

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"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée." mockup

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

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"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized." mockup

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

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Justice 4 Ron

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"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice." mockup

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

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'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.' mockup

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

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Gavel Guru Gifts Collection

Gavel Guru Mugs

Explore our full range of mugs celebrating legal eagles and courtroom humor, perfect for gavel gurus who love starting their day with a smile.

Gavel Guru Pillows

Find pillows that combine comfort with courtroom-inspired charm, making any space more lawyer-friendly.

Gavel Guru Prints

Browse our prints featuring stylish legal themes and clever cartoons, perfect for framing and personalizing their workspace or home.

Gavel Guru T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that showcase legal wit and professionalism—ideal for gavel gurus who want to wear their passion proudly.