Techie With A Gavel Gifts

'If you don't stay seated, I'll have to use my pop-up blocker.'

The Anti-Agent

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Digital Fomo!

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Tossing computer into canyon.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

"I think we could work very well together."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

'After counsel said, 'You did it', the defendant said, 'Did not', followed by a, 'Did too'. . .'

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"If the 'Disorderly Conduct' charge is dropped, your Honor, my client will plead guilty to the lesser charge of 'Zany Antics'."

"Is there an audio edition?"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

Snake with headphones.

Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'