Gavel Lover Gifts

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'He hates it when lawyers quote the Constitution.'

'Let's see you reverse this, Switherton!'

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

Bubble gum leaves

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

'After counsel said, 'You did it', the defendant said, 'Did not', followed by a, 'Did too'. . .'

'You are charged with contempt of CNN....'

"If the 'Disorderly Conduct' charge is dropped, your Honor, my client will plead guilty to the lesser charge of 'Zany Antics'."

Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

'I wonder how my husband is managing at the construction site with my gavel.'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

"A modest proposal: Why not arm the Trump administration for their own safety?"

'Our new product has increased growth in our legal department.'

Late library book. Judge says, 'I don't think you're taking this seriously'.

'If you don't stay seated, I'll have to use my pop-up blocker.'

"Overruled!"

"Your Honor, all this pretrial publicity has made my client look fat."

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

Judge knocking at 'audits' so that 'CPA's' lose their money

'I predict they go with an insanity defense.'

Must you be so judgmental?