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Figure skating costumes often get as much buzz as the footwork.

"How can you be out of wings?"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

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Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Intelligent people laugh too!

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"I've just barbecued my head again."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"Come and get it!"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"Bonk!"

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

His and Hers Gravity Bars.

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

'I know, we'll lead off the presentation with me telling an incredibly long and seemingly pointless anecdote about the time I burned my finger while lighting the back yard grill...'

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

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Newton discovers anti-gravity,

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"