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Figure skating costumes often get as much buzz as the footwork.

"How can you be out of wings?"

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On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Intelligent people laugh too!

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

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'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"Come and get it!"

"Bonk!"

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

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"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

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"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."