Gladiator Guru Pillows

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

Apples for sale

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Edgar Allen Poe

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Intelligent people laugh too!

On the back of the t-shirt...

'But what is the universe for?'

Muscles

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Exercise Class

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

The trim reaper

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

"Bonk!"

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

'What are you eating now?'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

Holiday Aerobics.

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

His and Hers Gravity Bars.

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"