Glove Warrior Gifts

Boxer with glasses.

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

"When I first met him, he was my knight in shining armour. But, he hasn't been near the metal polish in years!"

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"What are you growing?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'He has some unresolved issues.'

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

Deregulated Baseball

"Work with me!"

Boxing

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

Many people suspect that the players aren't the only ones on steroids.

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

"911?... Guinness Book of World Records?... 911?

Welcome to the real world. What just happened? Where am I? The Mall. The Mall. We've been shopping – in person. Not the kind of shopping where you order things on your phone and have them sent to your house. this is the jungle! And you didn't last five minutes! You were laid out by some geezer hustling to the grocery section to get a special deal on prune juice! E-commerce has made you soft! I've got a scratch on my iPhone.

'Progress. Your prenup process is down to two boxes of tissue a day.'

"Miss Daniels! Get in here! The sansevieria trifasciata is budding!!"

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.