Glove Grappler Gifts

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'Such petulance!'

A Boxer

'Alright, gentlemen, I think we'll dispense with 'cheese'...'

The Boxer

Cat boxer

The Jeopardy of Progress

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Secretive Weigh In.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"God works in mysterious ways."

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

Bad times to sneeze

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

Deregulated Baseball

'He has some unresolved issues.'

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Boxing

'I would've done better in geography, but the test on Australia boomeranged.'

Many people suspect that the players aren't the only ones on steroids.

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'