Globe Grappler Gifts

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

The Jeopardy of Progress

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

The Lost World: You are Here

Secretive Weigh In.

"God works in mysterious ways."

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

Bad times to sneeze

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Tiny people.

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

'I think that's always how it's been!'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'I would've done better in geography, but the test on Australia boomeranged.'

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

"Marriage and water, I find, don't mix."

"Look, I got a good grade because I worked hard. It's like riding a bike...stay in your seat, keep moving forward and you'll reach your goal. Unless you hit a lipstick case dropped in the middle of the road."

'Mum, Dad, I've downgraded my academic forecast.'

'If I had Doppler, it would be predicting a storm when my parents see this grade on my meteorology test.'

'Such petulance!'

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Cat boxer

How's the writer's block?

'If my grades don't improve, I don't know what'll happen. Maybe they'll offer me a buyout.'

Man Drowns in Globe