Gnome Grappler Gifts

'Garden gnomes from Hell'

The Jeopardy of Progress

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Secretive Weigh In.

The Fall of Gnome

"Garden variety allergies."

"God works in mysterious ways."

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

Bad times to sneeze

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

Watering the garden gnome

Balding gnomes

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

'I would've done better in geography, but the test on Australia boomeranged.'

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

"Marriage and water, I find, don't mix."

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

'If I had Doppler, it would be predicting a storm when my parents see this grade on my meteorology test.'