Grade Grappler Gifts

"There is no complaint department, Robert."

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

'If I had Doppler, it would be predicting a storm when my parents see this grade on my meteorology test.'

'If my grades don't improve, I don't know what'll happen. Maybe they'll offer me a buyout.'

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

'Mum, Dad, I've downgraded my academic forecast.'

'I would've done better in geography, but the test on Australia boomeranged.'

'Didn't some smart guy say, 'Ignorance is bliss?''

A-level results 19th Aug - 'D' for dunce

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"Look, I got a good grade because I worked hard. It's like riding a bike...stay in your seat, keep moving forward and you'll reach your goal. Unless you hit a lipstick case dropped in the middle of the road."

"Look, Dad, I can explain my report card... Maybe I'm not the best student in the world...maybe I'll never be as good as you want me to be... Maybe..."

"God works in mysterious ways."

The Jeopardy of Progress

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Secretive Weigh In.

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

Bad times to sneeze

"I just feel like I'm constantly disappointing parents everytime I appear on report cards."

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"Marriage and water, I find, don't mix."

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

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