Grade Grapplers Gifts

"I just feel like I'm constantly disappointing parents everytime I appear on report cards."

'You're not achieving the bench marks.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Secretive Weigh In.

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"God works in mysterious ways."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Bad times to sneeze

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"Marriage and water, I find, don't mix."

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

'I would've done better in geography, but the test on Australia boomeranged.'

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

'Be advised the information herein may not be current and is subject to change. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results.'

'If I had Doppler, it would be predicting a storm when my parents see this grade on my meteorology test.'

'Mum, Dad, I've downgraded my academic forecast.'

"Look, I got a good grade because I worked hard. It's like riding a bike...stay in your seat, keep moving forward and you'll reach your goal. Unless you hit a lipstick case dropped in the middle of the road."

How's the writer's block?

'If my grades don't improve, I don't know what'll happen. Maybe they'll offer me a buyout.'

"Don't get exited Tommy, it isn't an A. I was just trying to get my pen to work, it's a D minus as usual."

'Part of me wants to get caught. I need to get in touch with that part and beat the hell out of it.'

"There is no complaint department, Robert."

'I know I'm just a weather reporter, doc, but I feel guilty every time it rains.'

Do I get partial credit?