Glove Grappler Pillows

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'Such petulance!'

A Boxer

'Alright, gentlemen, I think we'll dispense with 'cheese'...'

The Boxer

Cat boxer

The Jeopardy of Progress

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Secretive Weigh In.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"God works in mysterious ways."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

Bad times to sneeze

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

Deregulated Baseball

'He has some unresolved issues.'

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

Boxing

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

'I would've done better in geography, but the test on Australia boomeranged.'

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'He has a great left hook,'