Gill Guru Mugs

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"How can you be out of wings?"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'But what is the universe for?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

"Come and get it!"

Licensed to grill.

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

Guide fish.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

100k Desert Crawl

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

Funky Chef 2

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'