Gel Guru Gifts

Punk's Spiky Hair Serves as a Bed of Needles.

"How can you be out of wings?"

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'But what is the universe for?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

"Come and get it!"

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

Funky Chef 2

'ADN'

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

Jerk Gene