Glass Guardian Gifts

Fine Glassware. You break it, you buy it. It says "No dogs allowed."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

Fish want out of polluted river.

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"We wish we could drink the water."

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

Bleak House

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

Bricklayers in goal.

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

Temporarily closed for resurfacing.

Bashful Royal Guard

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

Save the river.

Will work for clean water.

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

Dignity and Impudence.

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

Football Thinker

See, no monster under your bed

'The neighbors called to complain about your armor squeaking again.'

Minnesota ground water

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

"I may be a newt, but I'm still King -- find that witch!"

'Now that's an afro!'

Julen Lopetegui Agote