Oceanic Guardian Gifts

Mermaid Environmentalist

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"I love you too, big guy."

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Solar Frankenstein

Chicken soup for the sole.

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Fish want out of polluted river.

'May the forest be with you.'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"What about my footprint?"

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'What if I promise not to look?'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'