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Mermaid Environmentalist

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"I love you too, big guy."

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Solar Frankenstein

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Fish want out of polluted river.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'May the forest be with you.'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

"What about my footprint?"

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'What if I promise not to look?'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

The Piano Dreams Of Home