Reptile Protector Gifts

Reptile Extinction

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

The Golfing Accident

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

The melting polar ice caps

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

Save the termites.

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

Orange Bengal Tiger

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'