Aquarium Defender Gifts

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"Smokey The Tree"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

"Wow, look at him go! He's done 900 press-ups easy!"

'Help!'

An angry Shark has finally found the person who has his missing Jaws and teeth being mounted as a trophy

Marine Pollution

"It's not easy being green…"

BP vows to donate revenues from the blown-out oil well to wildlife rehabilitation.

"This Save the Whales Number has got to go, pet."

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

'It's not fair! I wanna save the Earth from asteroids and aliens! All daddy wants to do is sell 1,000 shares of stock!'

Killer whale with dead trainer

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

Common Dolphin

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

Shark Chum

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

Fishbowl Rebellion

Giant sandwich bags.

Whale shoots rocket at whaling boat.