Biking Protection Enthusiast Prints

"Well when you leave your bike you take the saddle and front wheel"

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

"On your left."

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Altar Ego

"Fasten your seat belt."

"It's called being preemptive."

Uneasy Rider

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

"You had me at hell."

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."

"I thought since I was able to fix our computer. It turns out that the computer is a little more complicated."

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."