Cycle Spirit T-Shirts

"First rule of bike club: no racing ahead."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Vaccine Spring

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Things I love about Powell River...

Dairy Devil

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

'We may think 2012 is over, but history books are full of things we thought were over.'

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

Notice in desert - Wrong Cartoon Ahead

Bad Dog

Born to be Wild

'It was all she had to offer, vicar.'

Carolling

Carols

"The bloke buying you all the pints? That's Charlie, the local taxi driver..."

Trike lowrider

"Think for yourselves!" Shorn would finally die in a dead-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.

Old Aged Punks

"Unfinished business used to mean going back as a ghost. Now, thanks to the Web, you can work from here."

'Grand Opera retirement home'

Fish who dropped out of the school

"I've got a punture in the back wheel." "Just raise the saddle up."

"This is Billy. He's an old washout."

Big Society, the universal sticking plaster

Chemotherapy male warrior

Potential Undesirable Side-Effect of a 'Car-less' Society.

'I used to be married but now I just have a motorcycle.'

'That reminds me--I wonder how ol' Bob is doing these days.'

Gentleman, we're talking one serious design fault here.

"I'm making a sponge cake-can I sponge some eggs,some flour..."