Viking Spirit T-Shirts

'Grand Opera retirement home'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'I miss the good old days!'

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"But I use all of them!"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"Ramming Speed!"

Gaah! You sank my longship!

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

Viking in the dock: His barrister says: 'Your honour, my client was simply expanding his business interests. We object to the use of the word 'pillaging'.'

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

Really Early Vikings

'So you have to ask yourself: do you feel lucky?...well do you, monk?'

"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments."

"Run for your lives! It's the full 'Ring' cycle!!"

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Historic Danish man using his helmet as a trumpet.

I told myself I wasn't going to cry at his funeral

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

"It's such a beautiful day. Why aren't you out looting or burning something down like a normal kid?"

Viking Funeral