Scottish Spirit T-Shirts

"Maybe it's still alive."

For services to Tourism. . .

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Thank-you God.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"Home depot."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Scottish party

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

Caber

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Stable boys and Scottsman

Where Scottish milk comes from.

'Another Scotch?'

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Lox Ness Monster

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Scottish Love

What's with the big gang of Scottish troubadors? Bards of the heather flock together!

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Monarch of the Glenmorangie

'I have to disappoint you Mrs Robinson, today is not Halloween.'

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."

Happy Valentine's Day!

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ