Scottish Spirit Prints

"Maybe it's still alive."

For services to Tourism. . .

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Thank-you God.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"Home depot."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Scottish party

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

Caber

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Stable boys and Scottsman

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

Where Scottish milk comes from.

'Another Scotch?'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Scottish Love

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Lox Ness Monster

Monarch of the Glenmorangie

'I have to disappoint you Mrs Robinson, today is not Halloween.'

Happy Valentine's Day!

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ