Scottish Pride T-Shirts

Scottish drill sergeant.

'And will you be voting 'Yes' or 'No' for Scotland's independence?'

"I'm not sure about this battle, Wallace. I mean... If we win, can we still keep the pound?"

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Thank-you God.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Scottish party

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

'Another Scotch?'

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

Stable boys and Scottsman

Loch Ness Monster

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

What's with the big gang of Scottish troubadors? Bards of the heather flock together!

Scottish Love

For services to Tourism. . .

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Monarch of the Glenmorangie

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."

Happy Valentine's Day!

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 12.

"I've got a real, real, real, real plaid feeling."

"It ain't pretty. You got a bad flap-valve leak, and your tenor drones are all gunked up. It'll be a week at least, IF I can get the parts. I do got a loaner, but she ain't much."