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"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

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'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Wotan with eye patch

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'I miss the good old days!'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"But I use all of them!"

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

Gaah! You sank my longship!

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

'Could you give us a push?'

Viking in the dock: His barrister says: 'Your honour, my client was simply expanding his business interests. We object to the use of the word 'pillaging'.'

Viking River Raids

Really Early Vikings

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

Social Struggles

'So you have to ask yourself: do you feel lucky?...well do you, monk?'