Indie Spirit Gifts

Old Aged Punks

'I'm nobody's best friend, I'm an Indie.'

Fish who dropped out of the school

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"The Just Me Band"

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

The Mainstream

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

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Women of the Wilderness

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

Pioneers of the ancient west

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

'It's a very hot item, right now.'

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

'My startup could really use a pioneer type like you.'