Indie Spirit Gifts

Old Aged Punks

'I'm nobody's best friend, I'm an Indie.'

Fish who dropped out of the school

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"The Just Me Band"

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

The Mainstream

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

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'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Women of the Wilderness

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

Pioneers of the ancient west

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

'It's a very hot item, right now.'

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'My startup could really use a pioneer type like you.'