Newly Independent Spirits Gifts

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'He's maturing early.'

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"The Just Me Band"

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

The Mainstream

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

KAWAII T'AI CHI

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

Sliding Down the Banister

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

Whatever!

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

The Angel's Share

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."