Newly Independent Spirits Pillows

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'He's maturing early.'

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"The Just Me Band"

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

The Mainstream

KAWAII T'AI CHI

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

Angel doing the hula hoop.

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

Whatever!

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

Sliding Down the Banister

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

The Angel's Share

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

Jammy Dodgers