Independent Spirit Enthusiast Pillows

Child making demands

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"An everything Martini, please."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"The Just Me Band"

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

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The Mainstream

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

Team Work

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

Mice playing double bass

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

The Angel's Share

Easter Bunny

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Dog Teenagers