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Child making demands

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"An everything Martini, please."

"The Just Me Band"

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

The Mainstream

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'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

Team Work

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Mice playing double bass

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

Easter Bunny

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

The Angel's Share

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Dog Teenagers