Independent Spirit Appreciator Pillows

'Look, it's Saunders, formerly from accounting. He never was much of a team player.'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"The Just Me Band"

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

The Mainstream

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'Honestly, Geraldine, you're not like any other penguin I've ever met.'

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Davy Crocat

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

William Tell in his younger years.

William Hague as a punk.

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

Home Business - Starting Out.

Employee of the Month: One of the perks of self-employment

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'

"Who has been naughty and who has been nice?"

"I get you're an entrepreneur, but what do you do?"

"When you said meet me at your workplace, I assumed you had an office!"

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

I just didn't like humans all that much, so, a few years ago, I decided to go feral...

'But mom, age 10 is the new 15.'