Independent Spirit Admirer Pillows

If only we could learn how to open these things, we wouldn't be dependent anymore...

"This place has the best happy hour."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Skeleton playing fetch.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"The Just Me Band"

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

The Mainstream

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Rogue elephant

Dairy Devil

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

Notre Dame Phoenix

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Your angel is always with you

Home Business - Starting Out.

Rusalka

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

'You're too aggressive.'

"Come at me, Bro!"

Employee of the Month: One of the perks of self-employment

'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'

A boxer refuses to give up after he has lost the fight.

"I get you're an entrepreneur, but what do you do?"