Independent Spirit Appreciator Prints

'Look, it's Saunders, formerly from accounting. He never was much of a team player.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"The Just Me Band"

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

The Mainstream

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'Honestly, Geraldine, you're not like any other penguin I've ever met.'

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

William Tell in his younger years.

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Davy Crocat

William Hague as a punk.

Home Business - Starting Out.

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

Future Old People

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

Employee of the Month: One of the perks of self-employment

'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'

"Who has been naughty and who has been nice?"

"You know you have a weak heart, mom. Sit down on your favorite rocking chair and just it easy."

"I get you're an entrepreneur, but what do you do?"

"When you said meet me at your workplace, I assumed you had an office!"

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

I just didn't like humans all that much, so, a few years ago, I decided to go feral...