Gamer At Work Gifts

'My computer is playing a cad and mouse game.'

Mac OS 20

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

STRIP Hambone: Cracking business problems

"I virtually finished my homework."

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

"Sitar Hero"

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'