Sports Enthusiasts At Work Gifts

'It figures. They're designing a hockey site.'

I like the Jets...I guess

'These are job perks.'

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

David and Goliath.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

A skier and a paraglider

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

'Staff Recommendations Inc.'

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

"I'm here to gets the gold"

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

'Good news! The boss called me in - I'm one of his people.'

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

"Too bad for you that the judge rules in favor of dogs playing in varsity sorts."

'Last quarter, Jeremy, you dropped two passes. Could you tell our viewers how you plant to catch this pass?'

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.