Sports Lover In The Office Gifts

Slam Dunking the Outtray

'I hope you replace your divots.'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

Improvised Dentistry.

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

"Yup, marathon meetings all day."

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"We've got an application from a bank asking if we'd like to sponsor a branch."

"Yes, you'll probably need to go to an elite university if you want to be able to play foosball at work."

Happy Office

'The company have been very accommodating in allowing him to train in office hours.'

"Your being on the company softball team gives me the opportunity to trade you."

Gigantic Titan Inc personnel: 'We have plenty of computer nerds! What we need is jocks to make our softball team more competitive!'

No, dear, I couldn't workout today, but I did do some strenuous selling and rigorous reinvestment!

Church Open 51 Sundays Per Year, Closed Superbowl Sunday

Play Ball!

Rowing machine attached to a desk.

"Mr. October"

'The champ will make twenty million from this fight, mainly from selling advertising space on his shorts...'

"If your going to get frustrated with your computer and assault it, may I suggest stretching first. You have three pulled muscles."

'Elements' sports team

"Reggie is retired, but he still goes to work to play the office sports pool."

"Just remember, if you give a hundred and ten per cent, I get twenty per cent of that."

'Putting into the in tray on his desk.'

"Want to win?"

'It figures. They're designing a hockey site.'

Playing cricket in office "Miss lemon, I'm your boss, this is my company and you're out, okay!"

'I AM doing my homework.'

"I'm starting a fitness program. Since we work on the 90th floor, I'm nor requiring all employees o use the stairs."

'Hey, count me in!'

"This candidate is completely qualified, but I don't think his ping-pong skills are quite what we're hoping for."

"Relax warrior, it's not the weekend."