Professional Gamer Gifts

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Shh, don't disturb him, he's working hard."

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Board Game Hunter

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

Teenage Angst.

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

Modern Childhood

"Until you clean you room, I'm confiscating your iPod, your Xbox and your jester!"

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Silly sausages

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

The October 31 Committee

Come to bed, Snookums. In a minute. Are you still playing Scrabble? And flaming my opponents. I just crushed an eight-year-old by 100 points and then told him his parents don't love him because he's illiterate! How nice you've found a hobby. I feel so nurtured.

We have your internet connection.

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

Tug the Toggle

Net Bubbie

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

"Grandma says cutting school used to require a hiding place and forgery."

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

"The transcranial magnetic stimulation headband lets me feel my victims' suffering."

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

"I kind of did my maths homework... I worked out that if I was going to watch TV and play a video game, I wouldn't have time to do any homework."

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to receive, I'm actually a pretty good hockey player."

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'