Senior Gamer Gifts

'Call of Jury Duty': Smash hit video game for the 65 and older demographic.

He can't hear you. He's having a junior moment.

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

Duel in a wheelchair.

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

Senior PGA Moment.

Between going to school, watching TV and doing my homework, I hardly have any quality time to spend with my doll.

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Updated Nursery Rhymes. And this little piggy played Wii, Wii, Wii all day long!

Modern Childhood

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"Until you clean you room, I'm confiscating your iPod, your Xbox and your jester!"

"So, Gramps, did you fight the World War on Nintendo or Playstation?"

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."