Sports Company Employee Gifts

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

No Baseball

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

Currently Boston

'A High-pain job? Yes, I believe we have that.'

'Normally, I would give credit where credit is due but we're in a credit crunch. Therefore, I will take all the credit for your hard work on this project.'

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

"If you're wondering why you've been chosen 'Employee of the week,' it's because your work load is about to increase, while your pay remains the same."

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

Baseball players and their qualifications.

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

'What is the meaning of poorly attended staff meetings.'

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

'The firm is downsizing, Oglethorpe -- tell everybody to scrunch up.'

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

"You're 30 now. Where do you see yourself in five years?" "Thirty five."

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

"I'm glad to see we're all on the same page, but let's try not to tear it."

'Henderson! Have you been drinking again?'

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''