Sports Executives Gifts

'We need to come up with a team name that instills respect, fear and intimidation.'

"Ok, we have a quorum, I declare this meeting of FIFA now open."

Occu-Pie Mars

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

The MBA Draft

Golfing Boss

"He likes it."

Build Your Own Portfolio

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

Go team!

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

Perils of the double play.

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

The Other Cooperstown

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

Internet.

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"A few years ago, you management gurus told us to downsize until the halls echoed..."

'When I say we all need to make sacrifices, I, of course, didn't mean us.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"I love fast break business success."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"