Baseball Executive Gifts

"I don't think that Bart Giamatti is actually going to play baseball, Miles. I believe he's going to more or less be on the management side."

Occu-Pie Mars

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

Golfing Boss

"He likes it."

Build Your Own Portfolio

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

"I AM at my usual position."

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"A few years ago, you management gurus told us to downsize until the halls echoed..."

'OK, now let's switch places.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

'When I say we all need to make sacrifices, I, of course, didn't mean us.'

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"These are excellent qualifications... so good that our largest competitor would gladly pay you twice as much."

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."